Friday, May 15, 2009

I should have listened.

You know that little voice inside your head that tells you not to do something.....
The one that is ALWAYS right......
The one that whispers "I told you so" after you disobey.....?

I should have listened.

Wise ole Sis even said " I hope it doesn't hurt when your pregnant."

And it did.


Like a son of a B*tch!

I've done it a million times in a pinch.
I have all but abandon the spa to rely on this sort of maintenance.
Why pay $25 bucks when I can do it for $10.

But that little voice told me to pay extra and trust a professional this time.
They will do a more thorough job.
The Doctors and Nurses may not be offended by your lack of grooming,
But I sure as heck will be.

I went against my judgement.
I did it myself.
I should have bought that new brand for first time users....maybe it would have hurt less.
My coordination was all off.
I couldn't see a dang thing.
I'm sure it was a spectacle.
I slammed my fist down on the counter to dull the pain.

It hurt.


I should have listened.


  1. After getting up from rotflmao I wonder if you are o.k.? Seriously. EVERYTHING is hightened when you are pregnant and that includes your sense of touch. OUCH!!! Mama needs a day at the spa now!!! Did you never read that email joke I sent on this topic???