Jack, get down from the table, we sit on chairs.
Jack, please don't tear up the books, they are for reading.
Jack, eggs belong in your mouth, not your hair.
Jack, Get OFF the table.
Jack! Don't slam your toys on the floor.
Jack...Don't dump the apricots on the floor...out of the cupboard now please.
Jaaaaaaack....Don't put that n your mouth.
OFF. THE. TABLE.
Jack. Oh Jack..what did you do? you are not supposed to pull apart your oven.
Jack, we don't use Vaseline to brush our teeth.
Jack..that is for sucking boogies out...Get it out of your mouth.
Jack...we don't stand on Tupperware.
Get off the table. PLEASE!!!!!!
(Don't let the unseasonably warm weather and Mr. Cute fool you. There is a definite storm moving in.)