M to Daddy: Read dis one please? ( hands over one of my novels)
Daddy to M: uhhhhhmmmm( clearing throat) " The first Guy I saw up close and personal was Joe Morelli. Morelli put an end to my.....( Long Pause....)
Daddy to M: "Um, maybe Mommy wants to read this to you?" (hands me the book)
I read what the sentence said to myself before committing myself.
Mommy to M: "Sweetie why don't we read Green Train, Blue Train?"
M toddles off to get another book.
I giggle to myself. The next line in the book was: "Morelli put an end to my virgin status and showed me a body that was masculine perfection."
Maybe not a book you want to read to a 22 month old baby boy.
And just so you know it wasn't soft porn or anything. It was just To The Nines by Janet Evanovich.
That reminds me of the time my daughter grabbed one of my Sex in the City seasons and asked me what it was about.
ReplyDeleteHUSBAND: Yeah, why don't you tell her what it's about?
ME: It's, uh, it's about four friends who go on adventures together...