M to Daddy: Read dis one please? ( hands over one of my novels)
Daddy to M: uhhhhhmmmm( clearing throat) " The first Guy I saw up close and personal was Joe Morelli. Morelli put an end to my.....( Long Pause....)
Daddy to M: "Um, maybe Mommy wants to read this to you?" (hands me the book)
I read what the sentence said to myself before committing myself.
Mommy to M: "Sweetie why don't we read Green Train, Blue Train?"
M toddles off to get another book.
I giggle to myself. The next line in the book was: "Morelli put an end to my virgin status and showed me a body that was masculine perfection."
Maybe not a book you want to read to a 22 month old baby boy.
And just so you know it wasn't soft porn or anything. It was just To The Nines by Janet Evanovich.