Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Read dis one???

M to Daddy: Read dis one please? ( hands over one of my novels)

Daddy to M: uhhhhhmmmm( clearing throat) " The first Guy I saw up close and personal was Joe Morelli. Morelli put an end to my.....( Long Pause....)

Daddy to M: "Um, maybe Mommy wants to read this to you?" (hands me the book)

I read what the sentence said to myself before committing myself.

Mommy to M: "Sweetie why don't we read Green Train, Blue Train?"

M toddles off to get another book.

I giggle to myself. The next line in the book was: "Morelli put an end to my virgin status and showed me a body that was masculine perfection."

Maybe not a book you want to read to a 22 month old baby boy.

And just so you know it wasn't soft porn or anything. It was just To The Nines by Janet Evanovich.

1 comment:

  1. That reminds me of the time my daughter grabbed one of my Sex in the City seasons and asked me what it was about.

    HUSBAND: Yeah, why don't you tell her what it's about?

    ME: It's, uh, it's about four friends who go on adventures together...