The art of distraction

Situation 1:

M freaking out because he wants to watch Pokoyo for the millionth time on our PC

Solution :

The promise of a treat upstairs.

Situation 2:

M freaking out because he wants to stay outside

Solution :

The promise of chocolate milk inside

Situation 3:

M freaking out because he doesn't want his diaper changed. And by freaking out I mean kicking and screaming and getting poo everywhere!

Solution:

Me singing Old MacDonald had a farm at the top of my lungs.

Situation 4:

M freaking out because he doesn't want to get dressed.

Solution:

The promise of going outside which could lead to situation 3........

Situation 5:

M freaking out because he doesn't want to eat his fruit.

Solution: Dangle a treat in front of him, open the patio door and put a flower almost within arms reach and shove it in while he is trying to reach said plant. Reward with 4 smarties.

Situation 6:

M freaking out because he doesn't want to take a bath

Solution:

Start blowing bubbles towards the tub until he comes toddling in to try to catch the bubbles then quickly undress and plop him in the tub, all the while continuing to blow bubbles.

FYI that WAS our day yesterday.