See ya later fat swollen feet!
Good riddance ridiculous heart burn!
Ciao stupid sciatic nerve issue!
Bon voyage lower back ache!
Adios to waking up at 2:00 am sharp with a rumbly in my tummy!
Arrivaderci to all 4 pillows that STILL don't make it comfortable to sleep!
Au revoir water retention!
So long having to go to the bathroom 18000 times in a two hour span!
Hasta la vista pelvic pain!
Fare thee well big ole belly!
À bientôt breathlessness and not being able to walk up 2 flights of stairs without feeling winded!
Sayanora excruciating leg cramps that wake me up screaming from bed in the middle of the night!
Peace out peeps!
It was a pleasure (not) knowing you all but it is time for us to have a baby!
And time to say hello to:
Major sleep deprivation.
Carnival clown belly.
But most important,
Hello and welcome to Baby J.
Can't wait to meet you!