Goodbye!

See ya later fat swollen feet!

Good riddance ridiculous heart burn!

Ciao stupid sciatic nerve issue!

Bon voyage lower back ache!

Adios to waking up at 2:00 am sharp with a rumbly in my tummy!

Arrivaderci to all 4 pillows that STILL don't make it comfortable to sleep!

Au revoir water retention!

So long having to go to the bathroom 18000 times in a two hour span!

Hasta la vista pelvic pain!

Shalom nausea!

Adeus headaches!

Fare thee well big ole belly!

À bientôt breathlessness and not being able to walk up 2 flights of stairs without feeling winded!

Sayanora excruciating leg cramps that wake me up screaming from bed in the middle of the night!

Peace out peeps!

It was a pleasure (not) knowing you all but it is time for us to have a baby!
And time to say hello to:

Major sleep deprivation.

Hair loss.

Sore boobs.

Carnival clown belly.

But most important,

Hello and welcome to Baby J.

Can't wait to meet you!