Friday, August 28, 2009

HELP WANTED....

NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY
NO TRAINING PROVIDED



Mother to two.
Must be able to work shift work.
Position will require you to be on your feet for long periods.
Earplugs will be required.
Exposure to toxic fumes daily.
Multitasking a necessity
All applicants are advised to eat and sleep as much as possible prior to applying.






















Seriously????

Someone should have warned me that I would love this job and some days be so frustrated by this job and most days feel both in the same day.

And on occasion somebody really should fire my AS*!

Ever feel that way?

2 comments:

  1. Yesterday I fired myself! lol.

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  2. I've walked out a few times and tried to qui, but the guilt that manages things while I'm "gone," convinces me that I was simply on a break and then drags my a** back to the sales floor.

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