Just in case you are worried....

I am alive.

YIPPEE for being alive!!

We had a slight computer malfunction in which our monitor blew up.

Okay....it was me.

I blew it up.

Well maybe I didn't BLOW it up, but it spazzed out and died.

At the click of a mouse....by me.

But it could have happened to anyone really.

And it will be here that I officially appologize to my Mother for thinking/implying that perhaps she unknowingly downloaded a virus.

Sorry Mom.

eh hem.

Apparently it is/was cheaper to buy a new one then get the old one fixed.

I'm pretty stoked about that because our old monitor was 3x3x3.

No shit.

7 years ago I don't even want to tell you what we paid for it but it was WAY too much.

We now have a sleek and slim new on that takes up no space on my desk.

It does however blind me.

Frickin thing is sooooo bright.

So just in case you were wondering,

Or worried,

Or thought I had ditched you,

I'm here.

I'm alive!

P.S.  What the hell did I do with my spare time before the internet?  That was the LONGEST 5 days EVER!!!!!!